Damn Diet

My wife and I decided we were carrying around a lot of holiday good cheer in the form of excess body weight. Don’t know where it came from, I laid hands on all the sugar cookies and cast out unwanted calories, so it can't be from that. 
In any case, it became the after January 1 diet time.
I guess I never realized how many good things are just not good for my waist line. 
My stop at Dunkin Donuts has come to a screeching halt. 
My Starbucks afternoon Iced Venti Extra Carmel, Carmel Machiato is now a distant memory. 
Cookies at night have died a sudden death. 
Life is now dull, boring, and not very tasty. 
Granted, the weight is coming down since these changes took place, but I now find myself standing outside Dunkin Donuts quietly crying. I hate diets. Just Say'n