Thursday, May 26, 2011

Fishing tips


I have no idea who these people are, but it is a great fish. Just say'n

It is fishing season and I ran into these thoughts and had to share them:

Catch and Release:
A conservation motion that happens most often right before the local Fish and Game officer pulls over a boat that has caught over it's limit.


Hook:
  •  A curved piece of metal used to catch fish.
  •  A clever advertisement to entice a fisherman to spend his life savings on a new rod and reel.
  •  The punch administered by said fisherman's wife after he spends their life savings(see also, Right Hook, Left Hook)
Line: Something you give your co-workers when they ask on Monday how your fishing went the past weekend.
Lure: An object that is semi-enticing to fish, but will drive an angler into such a frenzy that he will charge his credit card to the limit before exiting the tackle shop.
Reel: A weighted object that causes a rod to sink quickly when dropped overboard.
Rod: An attractively painted length of fiberglass that keeps an angler from ever getting too close to a fish.
School: A grouping in which fish are taught to avoid your $29.99 lures and hold out for spam instead.

It is a great sport. Just Say'n
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A review of J T Twerell's Catch and Release by Featheredquill Book Reviews

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Readers’ hearts will be beating hard as they join in this adventure where people come back from the dead, wear so many facades you’re not quite sure who’s on the good or bad side of the law, while experiencing the growing attraction between the lady ‘cop’ who could be lying through her teeth and the normally bored psychologist who stepped into the adventure of a lifetime.

The author, a practicing psychotherapist, certainly knows how to light a fire at the beginning of a tale and guide the reader through all types of personalities and red herrings that will make them very disappointed when the story has to come to an end.

Quill Says: This is one psychologist who has met his match when it comes to a truly astonishing female!

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