MEMORIAL DAY

Happy Memorial Day and a special thanks to all who have served and continue to serve in the military. Our thanks and prayers are with you always. Here is a little humor I found for today:

Military comparisons of the word "sucks"

An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 15 kg. pack on his back,

5 kg. weapon in hand, after having marched 15 km, and says, "This sucks."

An Army Airborne Ranger stands waist deep in the rain with a 25 kg. pack on his back,

weapon in hand, after having jumped from an airplane and marched 30 km,

and says with a smile, "This sucks just fine!"

A Special Forces soldier lies in the mud, 40 kg pack on his back,

weapon in hand, after swimming 10 km to shore, crawling through a swamp and

marching 40 km at night past the enemy positions,

says with a grin, while biting the head of a snake "This really sucks, I wish it could suck more....."

An Air Force Pilot flying over the battlefield, the rain is pouring down,

looks down at the soldiers below and says: "Sure sucks down there!"

An Air Force officer sits in an easy chair in his air conditioned,

carpeted room and says to his friend, "Man.. Cable's out! This sucks!" 

To all you Air Force officers, I look forward to your email. Just Say'n.