My affair

I made a major change in my life recently. After years of being faithful, I stepped outside of my relationship and entered into a major love affair. I bought an Apple computer. It was a move I contemplated for sometime, having watched the Apple with some envy, often bordering on lust; yet being committed to Microsoft,  I resisted the desire.
Nevertheless, everywhere I turned, there was Apple in her beautiful white shiny coat, with the twinkle of the Apple logo luring me into her charm. Finally, without asking permission from Microsoft, I took the plunge and began an affair with Apple.
 It was difficult at first. Apple spoke a different language than I did, but her softness and desire to please me made the moments together wonderful. When I turned to her, she was always ready to perform, and only asked that I treat her gently. I am in love with her, and inspite of Microsofts pleadings, I think this affair will go on for a long time. I feel so safe and secure with Apple, and she doensn't even carry viruses.
It is amazing how dependent we have become on our computers and how sophisticated they are now. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal." 
Never one to leave a thought unchallanged, General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement, "Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"

My Apple would never crash, she loves me too much. Just Say'n


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