The following showed up in a local paper:
An ice cream man in New York was caught selling drugs from his truck.
His attorney: "Any alleged tyke who can read could have clearly seen the "Caution: Children" sign on the back of my client's truck. Alleged... I rest my case."
Now it really seems ridiculous that an ice cream man would sell drugs from his truck, until you consider that they sit in a truck that plays the same song over and over and over and over. I figure if they work 8 hours they will listen to the same song repeated about 1000 times. When we are out on the boat, I hear that horrible song playing from the shore and after about half an hour I have to move. Imagine hearing it 1000 time a day. I'm surprised he has any drugs left to sell. Maybe that's why he got such a hair-brained lawyer. Just Say'n.
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His attorney: "Any alleged tyke who can read could have clearly seen the "Caution: Children" sign on the back of my client's truck. Alleged... I rest my case."
Now it really seems ridiculous that an ice cream man would sell drugs from his truck, until you consider that they sit in a truck that plays the same song over and over and over and over. I figure if they work 8 hours they will listen to the same song repeated about 1000 times. When we are out on the boat, I hear that horrible song playing from the shore and after about half an hour I have to move. Imagine hearing it 1000 time a day. I'm surprised he has any drugs left to sell. Maybe that's why he got such a hair-brained lawyer. Just Say'n.
Here is a happy tune, "Row Row Row your boat, gently down the stream, become a follower of our blog and your life will be a dream". Try that 1000 times. Better yet, just sign up. Just say'n
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