Loven Manhattan

I used to live in Manhattan and love it. Those days are now over, however I still go to my office in the city two days a week just to stimulate my blood pressure and remind myself why I moved.
I refuse to drive in Manhattan as that is truly a quick way to lose both your temper and your life. Therefore, that leaves me enmeshed in the thrilling game of survival called "walking in Manhattan", or "I survived the intersection".
The first rule for drivers in the city is never, ever, stop for a pedestrian unless he flings himself under the wheels of your car.
The second rule is if a pedestrian is in the crosswalk, speed up, honk loudly and chase them back to the curb. Always remember. The pedestrian has no rights!
Thus, I no longer live in Manhattan. Just Say'n.


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