Saturday, July 9, 2011

Loven Manhattan

I used to live in Manhattan and love it. Those days are now over, however I still go to my office in the city two days a week just to stimulate my blood pressure and remind myself why I moved.
I refuse to drive in Manhattan as that is truly a quick way to lose both your temper and your life. Therefore, that leaves me enmeshed in the thrilling game of survival called "walking in Manhattan", or "I survived the intersection".
The first rule for drivers in the city is never, ever, stop for a pedestrian unless he flings himself under the wheels of your car.
The second rule is if a pedestrian is in the crosswalk, speed up, honk loudly and chase them back to the curb. Always remember. The pedestrian has no rights!
Thus, I no longer live in Manhattan. Just Say'n.


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A review of J T Twerell's Catch and Release by Featheredquill Book Reviews

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Readers’ hearts will be beating hard as they join in this adventure where people come back from the dead, wear so many facades you’re not quite sure who’s on the good or bad side of the law, while experiencing the growing attraction between the lady ‘cop’ who could be lying through her teeth and the normally bored psychologist who stepped into the adventure of a lifetime.

The author, a practicing psychotherapist, certainly knows how to light a fire at the beginning of a tale and guide the reader through all types of personalities and red herrings that will make them very disappointed when the story has to come to an end.

Quill Says: This is one psychologist who has met his match when it comes to a truly astonishing female!

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