Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Fish Stories

Buy a man a fish and he will eat that day.

Teach a man to fish and he will be on his boat all the time making up stories about the big ones that got away and telling stories like:
What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people!
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish!
Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea?
Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave the key outside!
How do the fish get to school?
By octobus!

There is just no such thing as too much time on the water!
Just say’n


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A review of J T Twerell's Catch and Release by Featheredquill Book Reviews

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Readers’ hearts will be beating hard as they join in this adventure where people come back from the dead, wear so many facades you’re not quite sure who’s on the good or bad side of the law, while experiencing the growing attraction between the lady ‘cop’ who could be lying through her teeth and the normally bored psychologist who stepped into the adventure of a lifetime.

The author, a practicing psychotherapist, certainly knows how to light a fire at the beginning of a tale and guide the reader through all types of personalities and red herrings that will make them very disappointed when the story has to come to an end.

Quill Says: This is one psychologist who has met his match when it comes to a truly astonishing female!

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