Dentist

Went to the Dentist today. I thought about running away and not coming back, but I went anyway. I hate going to the Dentist and today was no different than all the other times.


It just isnt natural to have that much stuff pushed in your mouth and then told not to bite down. And this sucking machine that sounds like a vacuum cleaner in my mouth; I am sure it is going to remove my tongue one piece at a time.

Then after an hour of screaming drills, probing fingers, pounding picks, and periodic pain they finally release me.
 It takes a few minutes to un-cramp my fingers from the arm rest, during which the Dentist tells me that at my age I need to come in more often for cleaning. 
I smile and tell him he is right, but in my heart I know that at my age, all I need is more time away from this torture chamber.


Gotta admit tho, my teeth do look better.
Just Say'n


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