two years old

Went to a restaurant a fews nights ago to have a nice peaceful dinner. Unfortunately, we ended sitting too close to a couple and their cute little two year old boy. I knew when we sat down that this was probably going to be a mistake. 
Jerry Seinfeld says that a two year old is like a full blender, running at top speed, without a top.
This little child, whose name was "Bobby don't do that" was in complete control of his table and those near him. Come to think of it, I think his father called him "Dammit" most of the time, but that might have been his last name.
"Bobby don't do that" was able to put more food on the floor in 5 minutes that all the waiters could place on the tables in a half hour. He was able to scream over the top of every conversation going on in the restaurant. For all his good behavior, he was rewarded with a bowl of ice cream, which, as you probably guessed, he dumped on the floor. "Bobby don't do that, Dammit" reminded me of the old saying, raising a kid is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. To all the young people who are starting a family, God bless you and good luck.. Just Say'n


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